Ashhole101

Other people: wow what a perfect morning for a run

Me: wow what a perfect morning to go the fuck back to sleep

So I decided to make a Bucket List ❤️✨💖

mom can i borrow $100,000 please i’ll give u it back when im rich and famous

not wanting to date someone because you aren’t physically attracted to them doesn’t make you an asshole
wanting to sit at home watching TV instead of hanging out with people doesn’t make you an asshole
cutting off a friendship that was not satisfying to you doesn’t make you an asshole

taint-it-up:

he’s adorable when he isnt brutally murdering people